1. Your yoga instructor ends class by whipping out his guitar and serenading everyone while you are trying to relax during savasana (and trying REALLY hard not to laugh)

2. Your boyfriend plays in a band called “Lost in a World of Color”

3. Your house stands out if you DON’T have a compost pile and an organic garden

4. Your city recycle container is bigger than the trash container they give you

5. The gas station sells kombucha, coconut water, and gluten free/dairy free/organic snacks

6. There’s a Whole Foods on EVERY corner

7. You can take your dog to the bar. Here’s proof:

8. The 80 year old man passing you on his bike while you’re out riding yours might be in better shape than you are

9. You’re babysitting a 3 year old who tells you, “I’m only allowed to drink organic milk”

10. People actually wear clothing that’s burnt orange, which by the way, flatters no one (sorry UT)

(Really Tom’s? You disappoint me)

*note: all of the above actually happened to me…can’t make this stuff up :)

Come visit me soon, mmm k?

xo

Tori